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I went to this church with my buddy Eric because we wanted to get closer to our lord and savior Jesus Christ. However, once I got there Mary Sue and pastor Jim THEMSELVES challenged me to a rap battle. I was initially flabbergasted because I’m no MC, so I try my best to bust out sick rhymes but they are just too much of a formidable foe. They end up beating me at the rap battle and it was so embarrassing that they would challenge a novice rapper. I thought they would welcome me with open arms but it turns out you can only attend if you beat them in a rap battle. I’m only giving this 2 stars for their sick beats, they had me poppin and lockin up in there. I feel closer to Jesus and I’ve even began rapping my sick bars to him with my kids and wife instead of nightly prayer.